Since My Valentine You are a computer
Since my Valentine have a computer
My love life has taken a hit.
Nothing that I say is important
Unless it is a byte or a bit '.
Prior to his new laptop obtained
Everything was going well;
Now they say we can not speak
Unless it is going online.
"But honey," I said: "I am bound to you;
Love is what I feel. "
"This study is not relevant,"
She said, with eyes of steel.
Clickedkeyboard furiously;
The screen is all you could see
And then to my surprise and shame
Began to describe me:
"Your motherboard needs upgrading;
Your operating system needs help, too.
And it must certainly be a big heat sink
To cool the CPU. "
"Do not flame me, my beloved," I asked.
"Not a Valentine's Day."
"Both the error, and I see it," he said,
As I watched with amazement.
"What you want, my love;
What isrequirements, is called.
I want something to load or unload,
And then I go to install it. "
(Her hostile CD with playback
And though I do not want to fight her;
That's what I want for a Valentine?
I have been burned, I can write about her?)
"You are difficult now," I replied;
"There's a software?
Do you remember the good old days?
Let your memories. "
"LOL", he said, chuckling.
"You are nothing butadware.
I have a gig of memory
I have no problem exists. "
"Please, honey, we are able to save him," I said.
"Our love is much more than that."
"It's not in my closet, we need to go down"
Said that when he sat down.
(This woman has really changed;
What I really want to chase her?
More and more I think
It would be nice to clear her.)
"Oh, honey, do not talk to us," I said.
"We can not just plug and play?
IAccepts standard
And I am yours, my love, whatever.
"My goal is to make happy;
'd Portal
But your sudden, distant cold
Would test the strongest man.
"If we need a completely new interface
So we can FTP,
I will be with you, get on Guy
And I want you to stay with me. "
"If you want to get into my choice," he said,
And you want to get past my encryption,
If you want to get myFirewalls
Here is my recipe unique.
"First, put your own website
E-mail me if you have done.
I check the Google page rank
And to tell if you are one. "
My life has become a bit 'of a process
Since my Valentine have a computer
If I want that worries me again
I think I'll have to restart her.
By Joanna Fuchs
www.poemsource.com
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Copyright 2006 by Joanna Fuchs